Dumb Things I Did at the Joe Purdy Show Last Night
-Pretended not to know who Joshua Radin was and talked to him for a long time, knowing that he knew who I knew who he was.
-I eventually confessed and he laughed at me
-Then we argued about his Christmas sweater, which he swore was non-denominational
-It was not
-Found a random group of girls and made them be friends with me because I was alone
-Drank two Manhattans straight in 40 minutes
-Saw the dude who plays Ted Mosby and stalked/talked to him for awhile
-Embarrassing myself
-On many levels
-Then meeting this old man named Jeff and letting him drive me home
-Even though he could have been a serial killer/rapist with good music taste
-Kind of missing the entire show because I was smoking cigarettes with strangers and talking to minor celebrities
-Oh and when Jason Mraz was announced as the special guest, I said (sort of loudly): I DON’T LIKE WHAT YOU DID TO TRISTAN PRETTYMAN
-When I arrived home, I ate a French Bread pizza, which doesn’t feel great 4 hours later
-And then emailed OMF a diatribe about marrying too young
-The end
