January 2011
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I've been listening to Eminem all day. This is an...
Reasons I’m cranky:
1) It’s 100 degrees in this office. I’m sweating. I have a fan positioned underneath my left armpit, which seems sweatier than the right. I am disgusting.
2) My hair is flat because of the heat. I have big plans tonight. My hair needs to WORK with me. I even washed it.
3) I lost my Metrocard because I’m a mess.
4) Three coworkers suggested that I...
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“The odd thing about this form of communication is that you’re more likely to...”
– Kathleen Kelly, You’ve Got Mail. (On right now, on TBS)
(via meredithbklyn)
AUTO REBLOG, for sure.
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I know I'm cool because I have to scroll to the...
I'm almost 25 years old.
Today, In Things That Make Me Realize I Am A Child
· Realizing, at 12:30, that I have been wearing my shoes on the wrong feet. For 4 hours.
· Standing on my bed to jump off (for no good reason), slipping and smacking my forehead on the hardwood floor. However, the THWACK! sound that rung out when my demented head hit the wood was rather satisfying.
· When playing Declan in a game with Words with...
ZACH BROUSSARD IS A COMEDIAN AND THIS IS HIS SITE:... →
zachbroussard:
Hey Friends, Big news and big shows coming up. I just got back from doing stand-up shows in LOS ANGELES (which I guess explains why I’m wearing this gnarly Body Glove tank top and these uncomfortable hemp shoes). But I’m back in NYC and rehearsing for the first show with my new sketch team…
Guys, Zach is really funny. Check his shit out. And by shit, I mean comedy....
strangelydetached asked: As creepy as this all is going to sound, I'm always so happy to read your blog because I can't find one other person on tumblr (or in real life its pretty pathetic) who deals with health issues like I do and has the ability to enjoy their life and still be cynical at the same time.
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tedroden:
The Mountain Goats - Damn These...
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Blue Valentine has me thinking: Who needs love?...
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Dramatic Acts of Poetry On The Subway
I’d lick the flames From doors splintered from rage If only it meant I’d save you.
heartbeatcity:
“Why can’t I write something that would awake the dead? That pursuit is what burns most deeply.”
Just Kids
Please make sure you read this, if you haven’t.
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Religiosity
I walked into the church, noticing immediately the crowds, the dispersion, the families with toddlers and strollers. I want to be inconspicuous so I sit alone in the middle. My head is down, iPhone off, my scarf wrapped coyly around my bag like a cat.
I remember how to do this, I’ve been here a thousand times before. The knee rest comes down and with it my joints hit the padding, not immune from...
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I forgot what it was like to miss someone.
Note: It totally sucks.
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Few things make me depressed in life. Knowing that Friday Night Lights only has 5 episodes left is one of them.
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Perspective, bitch.
When I’m having a bad day, I like to think of those less fortunate than me. You can see them every day, appearing on Maury.
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Split me in half.
I dare ya.
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hipsterdiet:
Villagers - Home
Topped my list...
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the songs we linked to memories in 2010
brutal winter and bonnie, sad songs on repeat in hospital beds, subway rides with just a voice and a guitar, harmonies we sang out louder in the summertime, the smell of citrus while we shouted, coronas and bob marley coming from the stoners’ bedroom, sand in our sheets, waves we cracked boards on, the fall came, i was disabled, we played stevie on repeat, old hondas with speakers blaring...